Christie should just legally change his name to “the gimp” at this point.

These would be perfect if I allowed my sub to wear anything.

I just want to point out that any and all white people are welcome to my hypothetical cookout if they bring some good food and/or drinks. But that applies to all races. You’re not getting in empty handed unless you’re family. And even family won’t if they owe me money, which leaves most of them out. But keep in mind…

Can we just cancel the damn cookout?

There are awesome WW costumes that are completely appropriate for younger girls and teens. They are a bit harder to find, but you can with some quick searching. My problem was finding something for my daughter that fit right. She’s super tall so the kids’ costumes don’t fit her right but she’s 8 so wearing an adult…

I guess I was a WW toddler prostitot. When I was 3 I rocked my Wonder Woman Underoos for Halloween complete with wristbands and a crown my mom made out of cardboard.

This is shade, right? RIGHT?!?

Today’s winner:

I have lived alone but living with another person is nice. As long as you’re comfortable being “alone” together (you can share a space without having to be up in each other’s shit all the time) you’ll be fine. And now you have a person around to cuddle whenever you want, and who is also required to help you bring in…

Wait, I thought the Titanic was saved from hitting the iceberg by the First Mate I. P. Freely?

Starred for ‘reverse-Von Trapp'.

My mother is severely mentally ill. She crosses the line daily into severe emotional abuse. It bothers me because she doesn’t treat others as abusively, which makes it hard to know how much control she has over her actions.

How would you feel if your significant other remained best friends with someone who said you were trash.

I am trying to decide if you realize how insulting a statement this is to mentally ill people (like me) and are trolling or if I should feel sad for you you’ve apparently internalized this mentality and may be letting people treat you terribly when you don’t deserve it.

By assuming that this person acted as they did because of a mental illness instead of doing out of their own volition, you’re reducing them to a mental illness and thus not only using it as an excuse for anything inexcusable they might do, but also giving them a free pass on those things because “mental illness”.…