The white line on all above charts represents the number of white people SHOT during a police stop.

 “Gimme a koala instead.”

*unless there are two outs

If that did hit his foot as it says in the article, he should be out. Ball is dead, cannot advance. I can’t tell from that gif.

That guys hat says it all : Complete Bullshit U Asshole.

So Golden Retriever Showers are now frowned upon?

For all lottery sports, I think it would make more sense to award the top pick to the best non-playoff team from a specific date until season’s end. At least the fans would see their team trying to win in the last quarter or so of the season.

He was RELEASED. W. T. F? Given the details of his threats and visits and aggression, how do you release him at any amount of bond?

No kidding. Herb Dean was way late calling a stoppage to that bout.

“...an amazing scene being played out outside...”??? 

...or smoke? I quit soda and cigarettes four years ago and have been almost cavity-free since.

I feel like this will go underappreciated. I spit my coffee out reading it. Hilarious! +1 meadow fresh morning.

Came here for this, leaving satisfied. +1

Mine reads “Macannuco 2024". 

I may have a new favorite ball player... What a great Gift.

Thanks Obama.

Serious question - What would “collision detection” look like for outfielders? Not “avoidance”, like in cars, but an alert of some kind for each at-risk player.

Ugh, my eyes! Just kill me!

Headline: “Contestants gather for new reality series aimed at finding a replacement for Bill O’Reilly.”

Eli’s camps are the best - game-worn helmets for everyone!