if you don’t got Otis Nixon then your team could use some fixin’(apologies to the Dead Milkmen)

He left with the same ERA as Francisco Liriano - 135.00. Liriano was able to get one out while giving up 5 runs to the Rays on Friday. He ended up with a no decision though.

Holly Woods (and Toronto), Darby Mills (Headpins), Bonnie Tyler

Is there any way to charge the 40 people who watched it? Some sort of “duty-to-report” violation, at least?

or just refill the dumpster as needed

Which is what we Canadians call a “Saskatchewan Roughrider”. See you soon, Vince.

Were his last words “Candy-o-gram!” ?

Katy Perry “knows a guy” and he “made the problem go away”.

Well done. This should be linked from every news release that references a cap hit from a player who has been traded.

2008 infiniti ex35. One morning I try to leave for work and the thing won’t go into gear. I turn it off, reseat the shifter, check that the steering wheel is not locked and try to start it. Every warning light comes on and it doesn’t start. I google the issue and, I shit you not, the solution I find is to disconnect…

“I am proud to announce I’m donating one million dollars to CPS for arts and original programming,” said Chance to a swelling of gasps and applause. “This donation was made possible by my fans,” he said, citing ticket sales as the main resource from which he was able to pool the money, and he went on to thank Live…

Can’t believe she couldn’t shell out for her own surgery from her savings...

In Mother Russia, chair breaks YOU!

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do...

tl;dr

O.co 2.0

Exactly. A compelling life story, which should be shared. Hopefully the car company’s name will make others ask “who or what is Tesla?” like I did when I started following the band Tesla in 1987.

He didn’t just propose it, he demonstrated it. Great short explanation here:

So you’ve determined that they are soccer players?

Troll, Tide.