Pistols at dawn! This would halve the problem.  

what in the actual fuck.

People that think like that drive me nuts. I’m 39 and have paid off my student loans. It sucked, and of course I would have preferred to spend that money on other things. But I don’t want the next generation to have to go into debt simply because I did. If everyone thought that way, society would never progress even…

If there’s anyone who disagrees with me

I’m still waiting for the reaction from Fox News about the cuts to Medicare that Trump proposed in his budget. That might actually peel some of these on-the-fence MAGA-heads away from their Fox News coma. Man, if i was in the War Room for the DNC, would I have fun with this one:

Petit wasn’t undone by a navigational mishap [BAD INJURY LUCK] this year; instead, his dogs [THE PLAYERS] got too pissed off at each other to run [WIN GAMES]. He told Iditarod Insider [The Athletic] in an interview that things started to break down when one of his dogs [PLAYERS], Joey, took a bathroom break [DURING A…

Man’s Meatless Mexican Meal Mandates Maximum Malicious Mischief

Oh sure, but if a Black Bear fan says it, it’s totally fine, right?

Present as a Trump supporter/nationalist. No need to broadcast your radical views.

I think you’re right about everything except this particular interview. Because in this particular interview, we’re all laughing at this stupid motherfucker for trying to cry his way outta this shit. And applauding Gayle for not giving him any applause for his acting performance.

I don’t understand what Nick Foles has to do with this.

Wow...that’s sad. Someone get this guy back in the time machine and bring him to the future in a rocket and blast him into the Sun.

So you are mad he’s a minority

“Have just as much influence” means “earn more money than you can grift in public service,” right?

Toronto doesn’t really count as canada, though. It’s more like a bit of new jersey broke off and landed in Ontario.

You all realize people stole shit too right?

Since we have taken it down we have received the same number of calls and many many negative emails.

Exactly. I was watching a heartbreaking news story where an elderly couple were robbed of money they were saving for their grandsons wedding and thought ‘I wish someone could help them’. Then, I though ‘What am I waiting for?!’ and anonymously sent them some money. Do anything other than give these Osteen Level…

Another reason to stay home on Sundays and keep your monies in your pocket.

Not Marquis!