Crap. This thing fulfills every criteria that my mom has for her next car. I'll just need to push her away, and point her to the Taurus...

Pontiac Firebird Pegasus. A Firebird with Ferrari V12 power!

Something along the lines of a 30th birthday and a Model S

Better question, were there such things as giant portable crips, two bags for the kid, and several bouncy objects for traveling children in, say the 60's? Or 70's?

There are several E30s in my area. One in a 325iX with the manual for a low price. I really wish I had the money for one of them. Even the $1200 sedan. It's manual, has roughly 180k miles, plenty of new bits, few issues, and is being sold because the owner "has too many E30 project cars."

This is exactly what I want for my car. Simple add-on electric motors to improve mileage. Sign me up! It'd also make any FWD car AWD, to a degree. Maybe with the ability to make it RWD-only in certain situations. I love this idea.

I URGE accidents unto her. I WANT her to get in a wreck, and be blamed. It's a fact: she's a terrible driver, and is endangering others. It isn't bad at all. It's bad if you want her to stay on the road.

Music, radio, watching the other drivers.... and looking for this bitch in a Honda CR-V. Every time we encounter each other she goes off on me. Maybe because I'm a cautious, conservative driver, and she's one of the worst drivers I've seen with the worst tempers I've seen. I make an emergency maneuver, but am still…

"Yeah, your tires are practically new!"

Chevrolet Spark. Worse fuel economy and quality than its big siblings Cruze and Sonic. Just upgrade to a Sonic! There's only $1600 difference in base model pricing. However, if Chevy does do an all-electric version like rumored it could be better.

Having experience all three current electric cars (Volt, Leaf, Miev) I have to say that the I-Miev was a huge disappointment. Yeah, it's cheap, but it's cheap for a reason. I think I felt safer and in a car of higher quality when I drove my sister's Aveo!

Try owning a Pontiac Vibe around these people... For some reason it gets more hate than the Corolla!

Chevy Sonic is not an Aveo. It's a whole new platform, new engines, better engineering, higher quality... After having experienced an Aveo, I can't understand how anybody could think of the Sonic as the same thing. It's in the same class, and in other markets it's still called the Aveo, but it is a phenomenal car.…

Throw in a cage and put the numbers on the side and it looks pretty awesome, actually.

I haven't seen an entry yet that I agree with more than this. Civic SI is just trying to keep up its image as something hip and cool when the Fast and Furious crew who used to drive them have moved on to other things.

Add in that the Escalade used was the old one, missing a headlight and with a cow pusher to cover up some of that chrome, and that the H2 was dead by then, it makes Bill Murray's Yukon the only (as of movie release) current GM vehicle. It'd be a better case if the dustbuster minivan that Tallahassee beat the crap out…

Those Albanian cops really know how to handle those crapbox Aveos. I'm impressed with them.

I'm disappointed that Julian traded Techno Jeep... for a Civic.

Yep: Opel. No big V in the grille. So not England, but Europe somewhere.

Nope. England is my guess. Notice the Vauxhall parked on the street behind the minivan.