Oh, I love that Race Forever book! First time through, I made it to the finish. Then I experimented. You choose the Audi, and you're screwed. (talking about the new one)

UHhhhhhhh........ RUN! Must intercept that truck carrying the posters of this before kids think its a cool car!

Did he get to keep his Audi?

The automatic is an entity of profit. It was made so more people could drive cars, back when driving required more skillful stick shifting. With the car shifting for you, more people could drive, and thus, buy cars, which meant more money for the automakers. Now though? Well... Let just say that automatic on my '04…

From what I have heard, you can put in a Chevy V8, so I think so.

My odo read 80085 miles at my last oil change.

So use the old format! You can change it, ya know.

Pfff! Snow can't stop the Ferd F-Teenthousand!

Saw the parody coming. I'm just surprised it took this long!

@Burt Reynolds Mustache: Ohhhh YES!!

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: Thank you! 5 minutes in paint.NET (better than MS paint) and a picture you pulled off the first page of Google Images can do wonders!

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: Ask and you shall receive...

The horrid offspring of an Aztec and Versa, two already not-too-attractive vehicles, I present... The Nissan Juke, known to many as the Nissan Puke

@2xwishbonz: They have a wider track for better stability and handling, and the flares make sure the wheels aren't sitting way outside the car, like an open-wheel racer.

Depending on if you are at fault, maybe. I'd wait for them to call you. If they don't call you, or send you a real ticket, disregard it.

My economy car has a speedometer that can hit 120, and people in my car have hit those speeds. Not impressed.

Who cares, it is still a Pontiac Bonneville ambulance, and I would love to hoon that thing all the way home!

The simple fact that such a 'historic artifact' would be sold at Barret-Jackson raises questions. Correct me if I'm wrong, but if it were still around it'd be in a museum, not in private hands.

@POLAЯ: Now what has that car done to deserve such a horrible fate?!

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: Yes, the DS had its debut like this to highlight the styling, so the wheels wouldn't ruin the look of the car.