"Accidentally"

The contrast between the two singers shows us how much difference high-end gear can make. In this case, the Beyta 87 is obviously better than the SMDH-58.

Why did Kanye let her finish?

Seriously. Shot himself in the back. Ha. You'd think police officers would be better at lying about killing black people, with how often they do it!

Boobs for one night? Can we please please please start referring to this procedure as "Cinderella Tits"?

This tweet.

Yeah, I kinda feel like that was her intent. We wanna talk about her ass? She'll give us something to talk about. And she looks amazing. Damn. I love when she does choreography too.

Nicki Minaj is really rubbing her ass in the faces of cultural appropriates, Taylor Swift, Lily Allen and Miley Cyrus. What a brilliant statement.

My girl Nicki, like RiRi, could not give a single Fuck. A portion of this video isn't even music she is literally cackling her ass off! Even if I don't enjoy every song they release, I'm happy these island girls are laughing all the way to the bank.

I was watching this with a side-eye until the manic laughter. Then I knew for sure, this is a joke. That's how Nicki does it.

I also unashamedly, unabashedly loved it. Now I'm all "come at me, bitches." :)

I feel like Minaj is trolling, and I am not going to take the bait. My motto stands: bitches get paid. (Her and Taylor Swift have that in common.) May she earn heaps of cash.

Oh my, that is certainly something. I have a few thoughts:

The best part is her absolutely insane laughter. It doesn't even try to be a cute giggle. She's having fun with this song, which is why I can't hate it.

I'm guilty! I once had a dream that I was urinating. Turns out, it wasn't a dream. Peeing myself is what woke me up. And I think I just over-shared.

What comes after red flag in terms of visual representations of "You in danger, girl"? Because his choices are completely indicative of someone unwilling to settle down and apparently uninterested in a stable family situation.

You know, I had this crazy thought.

I suppose we'll have to add "Parenting While Black" to the list of offenses that warrant having your whole life turned upside down.

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