Stupid all the way to the bank.

I didn’t watch but I read the reviews here, and what blows my mind about all of these shows like this is that anyone thinks they can find “true love” in a competition setting. The whole thing is designed to set up a false sense of intimacy among all the participants that does not in any way simulate real life, so of…

Hm. It's almost as though this whole concept is fucking stupid. 

I didn’t watch a minute of this, but I am completely unsurprised that no one involved decided they needed a serious conversation about where they were going to live if they got together. Doesn’t get much different than New Jersey and South Carolina, never mind being 700 miles apart.

Damn, if true, it’s fucking over. I don’t come to kotaku for such high quality guides as “the first five steps: literally the ingame, always on screen tutorial”

This is a bummer but what would be cool is if Kotaku could be done with Jim Spanfeller, a man who is both an herb and hilariously bad at his job.

reminder that this website sucks:

This doesn’t look like a how-to guide for BG3, does Spanfeller know about this?

Ok but there needs to been an unseen “player” who is controller their lives.

I mean, functioning adult brains that aren’t high on ketamine can acknowledge that Tesla’s suck in multiple ways and also acknowledge that if she hadn’t been drunk this wouldn’t have happened and also acknowledge that an 8 minute phone call probably was a poor use of everyone’s time.

I’m clueless about the context. Did Destroyer try to notify devs of their concerns some other way and get ignored? Was this considered a last ditch effort to get through to them? Or was this the first thing they tried because they knew it was 100% going to be put center stage and make waves in the community, virtually…

I did not expect a Sneakers reference here today.

You think graphics are the only standard by which awards are handed out for games? How old are you?

CPU bottlenecks are definitely real. I’d imagine DF is basing their assumptions on the GTA6 leaks and how similar the engine architecture is to GTA5 and it’s struggles across myriad of PC configs. Did a little research and the Ps5's CPU performance is slightly below a R5 3600, which can do some work when it’s not…

I made the mistake of buying a 3 year old NBA 2k game for my son, all the online content is pretty much switched off and the non online content is very threadbare. It was almost useless.

you know what, no. One of the worst things about old pop culture is how little we keep of the mediocre stuff, when that mediocre stuff is very important to understand the culture. For example, how difficult is to find certain sport video games compared to rpgs or adventures. 

spkrts games are one section of the market that I am 100% ok with them selling digital.only. the amount of plastic waste these discs generate is crazy.

Green screen body paint is next

I loved Fallout 1 and 2, and 3, NV and 4.

Like the thing about Fallout specifically is that “pleasing the fans” depends a lot on “which fans”. A whole lot of people like Fallout and their entry to the series was Fallout 3. A smaller, but no less vocal, proportion of Fallout fans *hate* Fallout 3 and have only softened on it because they hate Fallout 4 more.