A good rule is that a food item is a good cat name. (Bagel!) And plural food is a great cat name. (Waffles!!)

My cat’s named Schrodinger. And that’s either the best cat name or it isn’t.

That’s the sort of healthcare that every Dem should be pushing for. Make it one of their major selling points. Of course, they’ll need to overcome decades of the US healthcare system lobbying, which has convinced so many people that universal healthcare is a bad thing, because socialism or something. They’ve been…

Oh, c’mon. Dick Cheney was always the power in that administration.

Is Kate still hugely pregnant? When is/was she due? Would be nice (for her) if she wasn’t the size of a minivan for this circus.

Rick “Jazz Hands” Santorum and anyone else spewing this level of stupid should have to tour a morgue after a shooting and see what exactly they are dealing with. How you going to do CPR when there is no chest left, Rick? Where do you do compressions if the heart is pretty much gloppy soup?

The bulldog has booked its return flight on Spirit Airlines.

I love sleeping in bed with pets! My current kitty will occasionally sleep in the bed with me and my husband, but she goes through phases (one week it will be in bed, the next on a nightstand, etc.)

You ask this as if we have a choice in the matter. If my cats want on the bed, they come on the bed. If they want off the bed, they jump off the bed. If they want to be fed, they stand on my head until I wake up. My opinions don’t matter.

Yeah, we want more cooking segments and fluff stories about America’s heroes.

It’s a conspiracy by the Carob Bean Queen. She wants us to have the same dream. You can find that dream on the Ocean, Billy.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

“it’s very clear that Karan is contrite”

“After checking my company’s stock ticker, it occurs to me that I misspoke.”

“I’m sorry...that I didn’t think about how my comments would affect my sales.”

Second, third, fourth and fifth. Six and I’m out. Still have old lovers and friends in my circle and am happy I do.

She literally told her sister who was dying of breast cancer that she would come out and help her only if she rejected chemo and treated the cancer “naturally.”

I find this insane because OF COURSE I think about what I’m texting. That’s why texting is awesome. I’m much better in writing than in person because I can actually look at what I’m about to say and go, hey, that sounds creepy. Do not say that. Or that sounds odd. Do not say that. Or whatever. It’s not that I’m trying…

Yep. And if that chart was for the Navajo nation, which is the biggest tribe that without electricity and running water would be at 50%.

Most people living on reservations are living incredibly far below the poverty line.