Hey, Chris, maybe if you stopped acting like bad things happen to you (when in reality it’s you inflicting bad things on other people), reacting with an ironic racist response, and thinking being held responsible for your actions is bad luck, then maybe you wouldn’t be the butt of jokes.

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

Paula Dean said, “it’s the sexiest thing I have ever seen, and by a big margarine.”

The person who is going to benefit from this presidency the most is Donald Trump. He’s in it for himself and he’s shown that he doesn’t really mean to keep his other businesses separate from this. Tacked on with the extreme tax cuts the 1% will be receiving (13.5% compared to the middle class’ 2% btw). Anyone who…

Has he though? Because like everything else he promised; that is most likely also a lie. The Grifter-in-Chief will squeeze this country dry.

White women raped by minorities are seen by the majority of whites as defiled, and polluted, and it’s an outrage. Women, white or otherwise, that are raped by white men are seen by the majority of whites as lying sluts who are all making a big deal out of nothing.

Jamie: “What are we cooking today Lindsey?
Lindsey: “Meth.”

Yeah. Not going to spoil it by saying that he should have never entered that nightmare zone in the first place.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

So deeply “religious,” yet they commit all sorts of crimes against women, their communities and their government, while blatantly flouting the tenets of the god they claim to serve.

Follow the Medicaid billing. They cost millions to their respective states each year. Officially the mothers are all single and jobless, they are all on Medicaid and there are really fucked up genetic disorders in their population.

It continues to amuse/irritate me to no end that these people - white, conservative, religious - are the real face of welfare fraud. Not saying that other people don’t cheat the system but the FLDS have turned welfare fraud into an art form. Yet somehow when some people use the term ‘welfare queen’ you just know the…

I went to the doctor and got some meds for my acne. It’s helping to clear it up.

Not coincidentally, Putin has spoken approvingly of the idea of global warming, because he thinks it will help Russia accomplish its centuries-long goal of turning Siberia into something other than a resource colony.

My ex’s emotional abuse became extreme when I got pregnant - my life turned into a nightmare, and I truly feared for my life when I broke up with him, and again after our child was born and I didn’t just immediately hand the baby over to him as he demanded. There were nights I literally slept with a baseball bat under…

It's nice to see that social-climbing wannabes are not confined to the Hamptons (oh, SORRY, didn't mean you, Your Majesty).