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Have you listened to all the audiobooks? I started the first one and I just got so turned off by the narrator’s performance. It was like listening to someone do a bad parody of a Shakespearean company or something, with all the nutty voices. But I only listened partway through the first chapter. Tell me it gets

But Cersei used to delight in being completely cunty to everyone. She used to be fun to watch in that way. Hopefully they’ll bring some of that back for season 7. They took away her teeth and her wit after she lost her first two kids, but with Tommen she was basically like “eh, burn him or whatever” so maybe she’s

Wow. I want that on my business card.

I liked Cersei from earlier seasons. One of my favorite scenes of hers was Blackwater when she was getting drunk and tormenting Sansa and side-eyeing Shae for not knowing how to curtsey. I want that Cersei back. Hopefully they’ll give her wit and her teeth back for season 7, but she mainly just seems kinda cuckoo now.

This is everything I never knew I always wanted.

So... I can’t take credit; stole it from Reddit.

I’m not sure. For all the hate it gets, I really adored her in SATC. Carrie was a perfect fit for her, imo. She was funny and quirky and spunky and had a bit of a free-spirited vibe. It’s the roles she’s put in where she’s buttoned up or straight laced or however you want to describe it that she grates on me.

She did ok with some of the male guest star love interests — I remember thinking she and David Duchovny were adorable in his episode — but most of the leads on SATC didn’t seem to work. The most uncomfortable pairing I can think of though is her and Matthew McConaughey (in his SATC ep AND in Failure to Launch). DID

Poor Janeane. All I could think was how uncomfortable she looked all the time in long sleeves when her cast mates got to wear all the fun breezy shit.

I just sent a warning to my best friend, the only person on this earth more sensitive than me, that it will be the saddest hour and a half she will ever watch. Still so, so good though.

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Ok, looking for the coven thing, but the howl thing is from a Diane Sawyer interview. Around the 6 minute mark.

I’m pretty sure I remember her referring to her circle of girlfriends as “the coven.” There was that interview she did with Oprah right before/around the time of her divorce from Brad Pitt. I remember there was a moment in the interview when her phone went off and the ring was a wolf howling, and she said all of her

this episode was practically a libbers march

I knew it had something to do with children, based on the Mother’s Day episode last season when they wouldn’t let her out to play with the kids on family day. So devastating.

That hurts to think about.

Shhh! You’re ruining the illusion!

I was up until 4 am watching this, sobbing into a pillow through the last hour and a half of that, and ended up putting Parks & Rec reruns on to recalibrate as I slept. Didn’t work.

Someone on Twitter said “what if that was her in heaven because she was so, so happy” and I’m clinging to that theory hard core.

I totally didn’t catch that it was her!