Yay, GSU! I got my MA there and started teaching there and GSU students are still the best I’ve ever taught.

I am amazed and how calm these parents are. They can explain why it isn’t okay, and the police can not wrap their heads around that idea. I am surprised that they could have a civil conversation with them. It blows my mind when the cop says” I’m a parent too.” I guarantee his tone would change if his kid was on the…

Haitian immigrants tend to be hard working and generally, an immigrant group that emphasizes getting their kids educated in the 2nd generation.

Get some sleep. We’re behind you and counting on you.

Speaking for Hampton University (HU!) I don’t recall having to identify my race when I filled out my application.

Sigh, I’ll take one for the culture. There is no designation of spots and your son will not be “taking” a spot from anyone, if he has a good GPA (over 3.5), a good MCAT score (high 20's and above), and research or something showing his interest in science/medicine, and a well rounded CV he will have no problem. If he…

Our dog is a huge creeper too. After her cold, wet nose touched my boyfriend's ass one night, he banished her from the bedroom. The creepy part is, now as soon as we start fooling around Bella stands up on the foot of the bed, sighs loudly, and plods off to the living room. THE SECOND we're finished, we can hear her…

THE POPSICLE

One time when my ex was going down on me, I farted. Understand that when I say "I farted," it's an understatement akin to describing the Arctic Circle as "a place where you should probably bring a jacket." Mine was not some demure, coquettish poot, but a nuclear apocalypse trumpet that heralded the arrival of the four…

Went out with this guy for a couple of dates, and when he invited me to his apartment for beers after dinner, well, I was game.

I was on a third date with a guy we'll call Joe. I hadn't had sex for a while and had offered on previous dates, but he wanted to wait, so I respected that. We go to the house that Joe is housesitting at for friends and start making out in the bedroom. I rip all of my clothes off in one smooth motion, tossing them to…

I think everyone with pets has a similar story.

I was dating this guy for a couple of weeks but hadn't slept with him yet because I was coming out of a bad relationship and wanted to take things slow. He said he was fine with that, but then still would ask if he could stay over every time we hung out. Then the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup and I was in a good mood…

Both times with the same girlfriend. She let one slip while doing the old 69 right in my face. I couldn't stop laughing. End of sex.