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Fun fact: there is only a finite amount of helium in the world. We can’t make more without a powerful fusion reactor (like the Sun). And every time helium escapes a balloon it floats to the top of the atmosphere where we can’t get it back. So the practice of celebrating with helium balloons is unsustainable.

I kinda wish AvE would’ve done this. How else would we have known if it was a skookum choocher? 

In a released statement Long John Silver’s said the following about the company’s decision to no longer advertise at all on Fox News:

Amatuers.

The eyes aren’t angry though. Dropping the ball!

I was a manufacturing engineer on the old 7.3. We were proud of that engine. It was built with forged rods and crank and a billet cam. It wasn't a powerhouses, but built to last. The factory workers wouldn't let suspect parts out the door-because they believed in putting out quality. Then we started seeing cost

needs more stars.  

Wolfsburg Syndrome?

I look forward to a Bollywood adaptation of Smokey and the Bandit about bringing banned Budweiser into New Delhi

Biggest risk of fire in a Ferrari: Simply existing

Make Another Gearbox Available

That Adel is just terrible. And I’m stealing it.

As someone who gets super emotionally attached to my vehicles, and feels a personality in every car I drive, F you. That actually made me tear up. You're a jerk. That said, SOMEBODY SAVE IT.

The Brave Little Cherokee.

All Jeeps go to Heaven.

Stop it now, you f****** monster! My eyes now somehow too filled with water to continue reading.

You’re a monster.

Take your star. 

Yes! A reference I don’t have to think about to get! Jokes aside, this guy can really draw stuff.

#COTD

Bravo!