If this doesn't get a COTD there is no justice 

So that cactus went Through an Infiniti and beyond!

Said many flip phone users around 2007 

have a star you magnificent bastard! 

I was unaware that Michael Bay had diversified into petroleum refining.

From Car Guys vs. Bean Counters (one of Lutz’s excellent books):

Fred: You know Suzy, no one loves you like I do.

I had one of those back in the 80's.  Diesel.  Damn thing wouldn’t pull a sick kid off a tricycle.

Watching? I came in in 17th place! first time racing for twenty years, I am not going to stop giggling for months,

COTD!

I wish I could claim it, but it belongs to a purged commenter who now lives in the greys plotting his revenge like the Count of Monte Cristo 

He will do stupid shit that further ruins the GOP. He’ll pardon his family members. He will go full Mango Unchained and then some adult will finally pull the plug

That might be dangerous. Pretty sure anything that comes into contact with sheer’s chin is going to stick there like a mouse on a glue trap.

Then you are stuck looking at this 33 year old who inexplicably feels like a 65 year old, with eyes just as dead as stephen harper’s but somehow always watery.

Also andrew scheer…

Came here to reference that fight, leaving happy, posting YouTube link on my way out.

Ugh, Sheer could use a good punch in the mouth.

I don’t know why, but I’m more surprised he’s rocking some pretty sweet ink on his arm.

Not all the time.

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…