My magnet collection has take over the side of my fridge like none other! I also like getting the emails for whenever they have closeout deals. Nothing like spark plugs for 50 cents, and shocks for $25!

Every squirrel’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-edged can.

Most cars use more gallons at a time, and that’s okay. It’s impossible to be unhappy in a Zündapp Janus, though. Impossible!

Wonder what sort of drive cycles they run on the dyno for that...

Ill take a look, we have a similar chart in Canada, however the S/100km to SPG conversion is a bit tricky.

Not just the minority, I think you’re all alone here. Which is surprising, because normally psychotic assholes have a way of congregating on the internet.

I was thin everywhere. I had more problems with bullies than headwinds.

Whew. See guys, I’m not alone!

My proudest/most shameful example isn’t technically from my teen years, but nevertheless...

He should’ve turned off the wipers..

The man dressed as Groucho Marx there as well,

No, the moral of the story is to knock it off with the negative waves!

The Slow And The Rather Plodding

I have no idea where I heard this joke, but it was about a soldier only wanting to fly on a Chinook if it had actively flowing leaks. He argued that if there were no leaks, it had run out of something and was too dangerous to fly in.

“Despite having the highest accident rate of any U.S. Marine Corps fixed-wing aircraft...”

To avoid confusion, here is a PSA:

It’s too much of the latter

David, No joke everything I do at work grinds to a halt so I can read anything you post. This is good Jalopnik, and the urgency of a deadline really does keep me coming back every week. Most of my favorite articles on here are about passion projects and real talk from non-professional mechanics... and god I love your…

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