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*fingers crossed*

Neutral: Will Chinese companies ever get in trouble for their rip-offs of other brands?

That’s basically my life.

Hail Satan

“Life is just one big, dick joke”

I was wondering which one of you fuckers would “well actually” me.

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

Lets just all take a minute and feel bad for the Vice Chancellor and the troubles he likely experienced growing up with that name.

Well, they have to actually drive to make the list.

I’m a C-130 pilot but never got to unleash the Taliban Tornado.

Yes, they hit it with a hammer. We’re waiting for the report.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to

The blood in that picture is so red, it looks fake. Well done. Go get a band-aid.

Splitter.

Wait, so buying an unreliable German car is bad?

Ever been through rural South Carolina?

How else would the Germans get to Poland??

Call me crazy, but if I’m going to commit 18 years and $100,000+ to something, I’m looking for better than “not that bad”.

I’m 31 and newly married to someone 5 years younger than me, and we are in no rush at all to have kids. I’ll happily be an old dad. A good chunk of my friends are late 20's to early 30's and already have at least one kid, some have two. I’m so goddamn tired of their kids being all over the place that my wife and I