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Testarossa’s are fast and go on land, Carenarossa’s are slow and go on water. Got it!

I wonder if this will encourage gruppenfuher Fanta to try something similar?  

Hmm, tough one, new trucks are too reliable and therefore boring, and museum pieces are are boring in a different way. If the ‘84 was in worse shape I would go for it, after all, whats the fun of owning a truck that isn’t rusted half to hell and in constant need of repairs?

I don’t normally approve of people making their cars look angry, but this sad thing I can get behind! I ripped the fender off my wife’s ‘12 Wrangler the other month, and still haven’t replaced it, so Adele already looks sad, and a couple of sad eyes would be the icing on the cake!

I bet Toyota is just fine with their brand being seen in conflict zones around the world because of the implied durability. Sure they don’t advertise it but everyone knows that they are the preferred vehicle for an armed insurrection for a good reason!

Wow! Thank you for your contribution to what is a damn fine engine!

I put a fair bit of work into getting 400hp out of my Ford 7.3, and your telling me all I had to do was switch to putting gasoline in it? FFS!

IMO, you can’t buy a vehicle and it instantly makes you tough. You can buy a vehicle and have it teach you self reliance, problem solving skills, and endurance, and through that, learn toughness.

I swear there are vehicles that form a parasitic relationship with their owner/host.  How many times have we seen stories of vehicles where the thing is an absolute albatross, but for some reason smart rational people spend irrational amounts of time, money and heartache to keep them on the road.  This guy is just…

I have given coal for Christmas. My wife used to work at a coal mine and she brought home a bag of the shit (apocalyptically messy!) because I was curious. After satisfying my curiosity, I re purposed the coal for Christmas Gifts.  Everyone liked it, although I did include a note telling people not to burn it in their…

Sounds like you need to move to Canada! A quick check shows that this unit could be landed at Port of Vancouver for about US$3500, which isn’t crazy expensive. Maybe buy a bunch of parts to fill the rest of the container up, put it on a boat and wait 6 weeks. We have an abundance of rusty junk up here, cold weather…

Man, Ed Gein would have loved a job at this place!

Still better incidence rate than the alternative method, ie growing your own. My parents have grown their own veggies for my entire life, but they aren’t great a really checking things over before bringing them to the table. I must have found a hundred slugs snails and sundry over the years, and a very upset lizard…

Man, you would need some balls to drive that setup down the road!

Speaking from a Land Cruiser perspective, this is a terrible idea. Lots of people get very excited about taking the hard top off their new-to-them 40 series Cruiser, but little do they know the tedious hell that awaits during the process of getting the jeezless thing back on. I wish automotive engineers would spend a…

Today’s news so far:
Biggest fire risk in an Volvo: Plastic cover in the engine bay
Biggest fire risk in a Corvette: Maniac in the driver seat

“You can’t buy another Corvette, there’s nothing wrong with the one you already own!”

Fuckin AC must be on, I got chills watching that, fighter jets just spool me up!

Is there a Rason the sketchy Russian businessman have just bought the cars secretly, trucked them to the border with NK and then said they got stolen?