Nice Moosewood Cookbook!

“If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world. Everybody laughs” ....Your Mileage May Vary...

So chromosomally heterogenic individuals are now banned from writing unless they conform to specific regulations relating to ensuring their content meets the approval of the homo-chromosomal community? Can you imagine the outcry if someone wrote an article demanding women stopped writing essays about their abortions,…

My dog runs on fuzzy logic too, can't drive worth shit, probably can't fly either. Must be a previous release of the software, anyone know how to update?

This is a terrible waste, I wonder how much NOx is going to be released recycling and replacing all these cars. I was hoping to score a cheap diesel motor for my Volkszuki project!

I dunno man, my wife bought one of those and after that I was allowed to buy the huge aging diesel pickup I had been hankering for. I pitched it as “well do you want to ride that thing everywhere?” it worked so well I pretty much have carte blanche on modifying the pickup for more speed and POWAH, what for to allow us…

David, A couple of thoughts for you, as I am in a similar situation myself. I’m 29 and have had a major Land Cruiser problem for the last 12 years, meaning I have spent exponentially more time in greasy shops than greasy bars. I often wonder if I missed out on the best years of my 20's by spending all my time and…

Wow, makes my "firetruck" look pretty sad, it is a 1963 F350 with a 1000l tank and pump chained to the back, I don't even have a siren, or extra axles! At least it actually still carries and pumps water!

I have a TS 6 position chip in my 1996 F250, normally I drive around at +50hp, but if I really need to pass someone, I dial it up to plus 140hp and zoom by. It is one of the most satisfying feelings in the world, and the look on bewildered drivers faces as what appears to be a wore out old truck roars by like they are…

It has been pointed out to me that when I get a bit drunk I channel my inner Clarkson, however it is not the same, it isn’t funny and it isn’t clever, and that is pretty much what it felt like watching New New Top Gear. My money is on the re-animated corpse finally getting put to rest at the end of next season.

I have been told that sometimes when I get a bit drunk, I try and channel my inner Clarkson, it isn’t funny, clever, or even close to the real deal, and that is pretty much what I thought of New New Top Gear. An earnest, if poorly executed attempt to replicate something truly unique.

I wanted to make one that read "Tax Paying Adults on Board, We Want to Live Too", but my wife said no...

We have a pretty big wolf problem up here in Northern BC, but people down South object to it, causing tension. I saw a bumper sticker the other week that read “Smoke a pack a day” with a picture of a wolf in the crosshairs. Don’t think that would get you much love in downtown Vancouver! Along the lines of this:

I’m going for my spring bear this weekend, I hope I don’t have to play football if I am successful!

For our first date, my now wife and I took a road trip to California from British Columbia, I did this quite a few times on that trip and she was very impressed. Only mishap was a metal container of quinoa got dislodged during some enthusiastic cornering on Highway 299 and ended up spilling all over the exhaust…

I wonder if having his lunch nicked made him so sensitive about hot dinners?

I am forever impressed by the ingenuity of mechanics in developing nations. I once saw a kid in India welding on a truck frame using a piece of newspaper with a tiny hole poked in it as a shield. Looked like he was doing a good enough job there too!

I really don’t see what is wrong with stealing Chris Evans idea and calling the new show "Zippy, George and Bungle"

Better Title: "The Rotary Engine Sucks Squeezes Bangs and Blows...poorly"

In the eternal words of Ron Swanson, never half ass two things, whole ass one thing! Sounds like Chris is burning the candle at both ends, although and I hope the wheels don’t fall off too quickly. Either that, or the whole thing supernovas, that would be cool too...