In other breaking news, the McDonald's Corporation has terminated the Hamburglar for "not stealing enough cheeseburgers". When reached for comment, the masked bandit had only "Robble Robble" to say.

Dumbfuck Donny is a racist rapist in the throes of senility and must be removed from office. The only way to truly make America great again is to end his regime of gun nut aryans.

He's no Elvis Grbac.

Old Man Coughlin would have shit his pants and stroked out.

I'd tell that horse faced motherfucker to suit up or shut his pie hole.

Tommy Maddox: hold my beer

I find it very hard to believe that Bill Laimbeer was involved in an altercation on a basketball court.

Ok, you got me. I see “Manziel uniform stolen from museum” and I click.

So...so that's his real name? Like a Batman villain?

I'm pretty sure this is the trailer for the new "Silver Linings Playbook" movie.

He'll be a Raider by week 5. Oh, wait...

Its still real to me, dammit!

When I was a kid, we didn't have a relief pitcher! You pitched the whole GD game, and ya liked it! We also didn't have steroids...we a sniffed cocaine like every other ballplayer!

Terrell Suggs' gums. I didn't even know he was a Cardinal until that. BTW: remember when Emmitt Smith was tired of success also?

This write-up was everything I needed it to be. Also: Ty Detmer, still available.

#ImpeachCheetolini

Hey, Peter-man, check it out, breast exams on Channel 9.

Hey, we forgot to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Eugene Robinson picking up a hooker during Super Bowl week.

Still available: Jeff Hostetler

In for Darling Choaniki

In for Darling Choaniki