Drew Magary, my new personal messiah. As a lifelong Raiders fan (sorry), I detest the Noners. This write-up was both hilarious and arousing. A tip of the cap, good sir.

FOX NEWS ALERT: Freddie Kitchens has fired himself. Short list of replacements include Hue Jackson, one of the Harbaughs, and Jerry Glanville.

Stephen A. Smith is an uncle tom

“Athletes named Latrell(e) that attacked their coach for $500, Alex”

Oh, Gamestop. Thank you for continuing to shit all over the industry that once brought me such joy, yet now I hide from it like Kevin Spacey from an attractive, age of consent female.

Gotta grab ‘em by the pussy.

Is this the shitty version of the “Fab Five”?

Lots of discarded Kodiak and Skoal containers?

Jeff mastered the resting bitch face.

Two words: Cooper Manning