(((Spoilers for up to episode 5, which is as far as I’ve watched, not sure which ep this is a spoiler for because they’re all blending together in my mind)))

I got the vibe Mullet Bad Boy was warming up to Steve with that friendly basketball advice (delivered in an assholish way, of course).

I see what you did there and I like it

Oh, excellent theory! It fits that conversation they had in the car.

Oooh that’s a good idea. It would have made Dart seem more domesticated than perhaps s/he should, but otoh, the scene with the umpire gear and the shed and the cellar door would have fixed that impression promptly.

Can I just say I love that they gave the supposed-to-be-hot bad boy a mullet.

Awww, I agree. I puzzled over him at first before deciding he’s really dorky and terrific. But Joyce doesn’t seem that into him, like she tries to keep him at arm’s length a bit? Am I imagining that? Plus I feel like she has a ton more chemistry with Hopper.

I think Michael Stipe commented on seeing a couple go at it once when they played ‘The One I Love’ live. (ETA: to clarify, I don’t think they were boning, just conducting a passionate make-out session.) He was slightly weirded out because the lyrics are like... I mean the song is describing the lover as “a simple…

That honestly sounds amazing. How did that conversation go?

ETA: I cannot read. I need additional schooling, someone.

High five, I’m a Gesundheit-er too. Not from Pennsylvania Dutch country or anything though, I hail from New Jersey but give no fucks and Gesundheit is my sneeze-response of choice. No one ever looks at me funny, for what it’s worth.

Mmm, you have me there. All those hot right angles... that smooth wood, or gleaming metal... sometimes the rungs are even phallic, UNF.

Bow chicka wow wow

A sexy ladder?

Awww yeah FEEESH AMIRITE

I gotta say, I love the goldfish. It’s so fluttery and random! I wouldn’t wear it, but I like it.

Oh my fucking god did they really? RAAAAGE.

Easysauce: they think they’re doing God’s work. Too bad their shitty religion holds that women don’t deserve to enjoy sex without risking childbirth.

Tap out, tap right out. You do not have to keep inflicting this stuff on yourself if it’s crushing you inside.

Oh man, that was a wonderful clip and I didn’t even care one way or another about Dustin Hoffman before watching it. Thanks for digging this out and linking it.