Oh, I would love so much to hear about the Prohibition stories.

Is it bad that I think that’s funny? I mean, if there’s a rescue team right there, you’re REALLY safe! Super safe. Everyone’s getting out alive.

Good for you for owning up though. You don’t have to call yourself a moron. Everyone makes mistakes, not everyone’s willing to acknowledge them or apologize for them. So don’t beat yourself up beyond recognition there.

Uhhh I don’t think the Catholic Church has changed their edict that any couple having sex (and everyone best be having married heterosexual sex natch) must be “open” to procreation in order to be boinking in a morally correct way.

I watched it for the lake-size pool. Was not disappointed.

Yes. 10/10, many lulz, would go to a party with you.

Best comment. I am dead.

Oh man, I didn’t even notice the window until this comment. But so true. And it just... rocked way too hard and far. Subtlety my filmmakers, subtlety ftw!

Lawl, okay, I will. For the record I think this is my first time ever talking about it with anyone online. Thank you for the tip. :)

Ahh I have never seen Paranormal Activity! I want to. I’ve heard all good things. (At least about the first one.)

In all seriousness this is amazing information and I thank you for it.

Maybe I phrased that badly. What I was trying to say was: Ted Cruz repels and alienates people like it’s his job. Far more so than your average person.

Well I hope they gave you accurate and up-to-date information about where to bring any dead birds you find.

Book smarts, maybe, but I think emotional intelligence counts for a lot, and Ted Cruz apparently has none of that whatsoever.

Noooo. No, he’s deeply in love with Mother, I’m sure of it.

They overdid this. I wish they’d done just the door slamming in the distance and the locker flying open and a few papers slipping out. It would have been subtler and more believable. Still, good effort. I found it spooky during the part with the door.

The Family Research Council is recognized as a hate group by the SPLC, but because they market themselves as a Christian ministry and their activist mission is pushing “traditional values” aka hating on LGBTQ rights and feminism, they’re taken seriously and respected by many conservatives. James Dobson founded it,…

Ayyyyyy Sean Astin!! What delightful casting.

I give them credit for Mr. Meesex. Not bad. And Rick’s voice is pretty well done.

I think because (I’m no expert) this has escalated beyond the state level and it’s a federal case at this point. And the federal judge hearing the case just happens to be in San Fran.