Rufus is the most badass character in the whole series. The guy learned how to fight by watching martial arts movies, and bodies people who have been training their whole lives. Jiggle physics are op.

I feel shitty that now that I've gotten back into gaming with Steam I realize that my computer doesn't support upgrades to decent graphics cards because of the weird connection system it has. Lame.

This happens a lot on Jez whenever porn is brought up. Whenever someone says something to the effect of "porn might not always be totally awesome" the response is that they must be a prude and aren't being sex positive enough.

Normal jaded human being?

pls no gingarino

I feel that I'd fit into one of these groups, but I've never felt the desire to identify in any one particular way, though I understand that some people would like to in order to talk about their own personal experiences with people like them.

Kenny G is literally the worst.

Who the fuck really cares? All this devolves into is men dick-measuring and calling each other names, which is totally different than any other conversation on the internet right? I was circumcised and I can still get on with my life perfectly fine. I also don't have to worry about phimosis or any other penis bullshit…

When male circumcision involves cutting off the head of the penis with a pair of scissors, call me and then we can discuss how FGM and male circumcision are the same thing.

Justin Bieber.

People are fucking stupid, especially when it comes to subjects involving race, religion, gender, and culture, and this is all four of the stupid-makers wrapped into one. On the internet, there can exist no "better discussion" about this material because all you get is stupid bullshit. You can also thank the American…

They apparently exist on the top layer of that reality at all times.

You heard it here ladies and gentlemen, having sex with a man is a mistake.

If only. Instead their MO will be to identify and target women without the resources or mental health to be able to break out of an abusive relationship and control their lives until they can sufficiently undermine their credibility to their friends and family.

Something bad happens to a girl => better ask suburban white boy fuckwads.

Sunk costs fallacy. Sometimes it's better to quit while you're ahead.

Every. Fucking. Time I go to Starbucks.

How hard is it to put something in your fucking mouth and taste it for yourself? It's like people are worse than fucking 5 year olds.

They're bordering on anime standards of beauty.

You need two frames to calculate the time between them. A photo is only one frame and therefore is 0 frames per second.