Didn't we already have a conversation where if someone masturbates in the bed next to you, you have an obligation to help them out with it?

It's only immersion-breaking if the controls work against the concepts of the game. RE/Biohazard was meant to be a survival horror in the same vein as the original Alone In The Dark, not a run and gun fest, so those controls force you to approach the game in a way that is unique to the universe that it has created.

I'm guessing that's why the reference was used.

Don't censor the artist!!

I guess my fantasy of Emma Watson having intimate moments with a giant CGI furry is finally coming true. I worry about whether this is actually going to be a live singing deal though. Watson is doomed in that respect either way. If someone else does the singing, she'll be cast off as a fake, as if she ever really made…

I would totally name my child Kiss-Shot. I don't even care if it isn't a girl.

Except no one in America has been named Blanche since the 1920s.

That's gonna cause some existential problems later on in life.

Hermione's not a valid name because??

Men generally like any situation where young, attractive girls have to flirt with them and serve them alcohol.

Everything about that photo is uncomfortable.

If they really were cats, they would spend most of the story devising ways to kill the protagonist and suck the marrow out of his bones.

The problem is when the electorate is put in a position to care about the wrong things when they're voting. This is why the Right has focused so much on social bullshit issues like gay marriage, welfare queens/racism, and fuck, even that fucking sniper movie. People care more about the fucking gays and teen moms than…

Well I'm sure that bombing their children and imposing sanctions on brown people in the US is totally going to stop that from continuing to happen.

"I honestly think it's the biggest threat that our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam, which I think is a big threat," she said.

Lol at the Tay Tay one.

I'm sure your neighbors love that.

If it makes you feel any better, your daughter is going to get objectified no matter how provocative she appears to act.

You are my new favorite account on Kotaku.

I have many feelings about this, none of which anyone wants to hear, and most of which are so complicated that I might give myself carpal tunnel trying to express them. So I'm just going to sit here and try not to get soft-banned again. I'd hate to say goodbye for good to you guys.