So Kanye did a shitty thing, and people are using it as an excuse to shit on Beyoncé? That seems about right.

Aw, now I feel a little bad about hoping that Maddie gets killed off on Nashville. Maybe she can just get send to a Swiss boarding school instead.

Excuse me Tyra, what the fuck are you taking about?

I went to Jemima Kirke's feed fully expecting to hate it, but I might actually love her a little now? She tweets about feminist parenting and ass pimples, I'm sold.

You know that a lot of adults have jobs, right? It doesn't exempt them from being thoughtful about their world, why would tennis be any different?

Nick Nolte, Micky Rourke and Gary Busey. It wasn't until Rourke's award season run for The Wrestler that I totally realised that they were seperate dudes.

Good fucking lord.

The minimum age for sex workers is 18, so if he paid for it he could still be in trouble.

I don't know how anything in 2015 will be better than Maru's face when they first put that hat on.

Secret boyfriend? I think you mean up-and-coming twink model he is managing in a strictly professional manner.

You can barely see 70% of Beyoncé in that picture. I wonder if anyone has heard from the photographer since the day that photo was taken.

I know that.

Oh boo, you're going to have to do better than that to flummox little old me. Maybe knock it up to four syllables.

Haha okay Dr. Thesaurus. Maybe next time use your big ol' brain before you equate your female friends to the entire feminist movement.

She drove away every moderate from feminism? Feminism is not accepted in the mainstream because of her? Good lord, someone should tell Anita Sarkeesian of the great and powerful influence she possess.

I was actually worried they were going to make this multi-cam. Thank god for massive mercies.

I like Kat Denning, but the victim mentality of Christmas-lovers is so fucking stupid. Have you looked outside? Every single thing is set to cater to you joy. God forbid some people have a legitimate reason for not being 100% hyped.

Oh obviously it's the design of a monster person. There would just be crap everywhere.

I initially imagined it as a longways 8, rather than a hole for each cheek.

"Paula Pell what the fuck are you talking about? How would that even work? Two seperate holes?...ooooh the 8 is turned sideways. That makes more sense" - I'm not on my A game Saturday mornings.