Oh god, British shows are the worst for this shit. Two cocking years I had to wait for Luther.

Good lord, Nate Berkus. You got that Oprah money - get some bench space!

Oh poor Paul. He should from a club with Luke Hemsworth.

Further proof (as if it was needed) that Noel is the superior brother.

So if there's something about a missing bird on the news tomorrow, I know where to direct DOC?

Aw, but it's a good thing! You and I may know that the Kakapo is awesome, but it doesn't have the mass appeal of cuter endangered species. This way people are talking about it.

And if he'd said these things at the time, I would have given him a pass. But he didn't, he said them years later when he was in no danger. He's a smart guy, he knows how loaded that term is.

If you want a laugh, check out the comments on the Stuff article. Some people are legitimately very angry.

You should totally listen to the kid. Cross species friendships are the best thing ever. Logistics be damned.

It's really not. I get it in the context of the organisiation, though. It's a green parrot that hides out way in the bush and can't even fly. It's not a cutesy attention getter like the panda, or something.

Oh yeah, I've heard about the roads in South Africa, and it's terrifying. I was taking issue with the way he phrased it. It's not his fault he's posh, but when an upper class Brit uses the word "savage" in relation to Africa, alarms go off for me.

I guess not. Maybe if he talked more about the African savagery he was scared of, I'd get it.

Oh Cumberbutt. I really like Sherlock, but you just said, like, five fucked up things in one paragraph. Between this and your boy-crush on Assange, you're getting less attractive every day.

Well, good for you, I guess. 3 different articles with opinions as to why it was a shitty tweet haven't managed to convince you, I'm not going to try.

Did anybody disagree with you? I thought it was obvious to everyone why he was asking. It was also an incredibly stupid way to open dialogue.

That's a great present, since it probably contributed to the conservation fund. I just went and watched the video again. Still funny.

They should give Winston a spinoff, so I don't have to watch Jess and Nick bumble around until my head explodes. Ceecee can come. And Merritt Wever.

I'm pretty mad that our lovely Kakapo was voted number 2. Who's a pretty birdy? You are, Kakapo!

I actually just cackled, imagining it. John Key sitting at his little desk, trying to decide how best to catch Obama's attention. "Should I put a joke in it? Barack loves a joke."

I wasn't alive, which is maybe why I forget about it. But it's weird- we never talk about it, I never learned about it in school.
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