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I might agree with that sentiment if it weren't for poor, forgotten Luke Hemsworth.

I was sort of bummed when I found out he was a body builder. I don't know what it is about that hobby/career(?), but it's a total turn off.

You see genuinely awkward and weird, I see grating affectations.

For 13 years we have been mocking She's All That for putting glasses on Rachel Leigh Cook and pretending she's an awkward nerd. And yet, here we go again. Will we never learn from our history?

Kathy Bates would kill it, no doubt. But, she's just come off of Harry's law and might be looking to do something non lawyery (do non lawyery shows exsist anymore? Maybe she can play a cop or a doctor).

This is easily my favourite scene of the whole series. I watched it 3 times before I contonued with the rest of the episode. I bust a gut when she says "of handicapped people?!"

You missed the best part where she says she's going to throw her Internet in the lake. Fascinated to know how that works.

Apologising guy was one of the creepiest. He was all "my ex aborted our child 15 years ago and I still wonder what it would have smelled like and that's why I'm such an angry dude." Billy Joe was like "that sucks dude, I'm sorry." Where as I would have wanted to reply "SEEK THERAPY IMMEDIATELY".

Whoops wrong place.

In my head, BeeTee was Radar from Mash. This'll do, though.

That guy uses his real name, too. Here's hoping he has a job interview coming up and they google the applicants.

That's so confusing. I love cake and I love sandwiches, but the cognative dissonance is making me feel icky just looking at it.

This is one calm-ass dude. Looking at his twitter feed, he would be totally justified in just losing his shit on these assholes. But he's cool as a cucumber.

Mushroom tea sounds like the worst thing in the world. Can anyone confirm this?

Oh hello Logan Pierce with your shirt and collar, looking like you just walked out of a Sorkin series. You and I have date later.

But 0% of the episodes were directed by cats. Why aren't you all up in arms about the fact that cats are underrepresentedI I mean if you're going to give women a fair shot you may as well just leave TV to the animals.

But PETA's adoption rate is insanely low. The article acknowledges that 100% adoption isn't realistic, but a 90% kill rate means they're not even trying. PETA's statement is a crock.

Does anyone else not get the Josh Hutcherson peice? What has his tweet got to do with that Instagram?

Well, to be fair, the story was posted on Gawker last night. Jezebel was shut down for the night. Callie probably wrote the story this morning, but publication of stories is parsed out over the day.

Not only did I cry when I watched it, I cried again walking to work when a road worker said hello to me. Sorry about that, guy.