“Battletoads is broken up into four acts and can be beaten”

This does miss kinda an important factor in the suit: Epic’s arguments are more about Apple’s Walled Garden giving them an unfair level of control over the platform.

Regarding the legality? The argument by Epic is that this is more about antitrust laws, that Apple has such a large portion of the market and absolute control over everything that happens on their devices that it’s allowed them to use one monopoly (that iOS is the only operating system allowed on iPhones and iPads) to…

Sometimes you just wanna hit square five times, then triangle, then watch 30 dudes fall over dead.

Trump’s a piece of shit, but someone DOES need to punch China in the nose. The enemy of our enemy is not our friend. The number of people supporting China just because Trump is against them is scary.

yo that guy is pretty good

not in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and i did it to punish 2nd place + his Red Shell

Well, these comments have sure given me a lot of insight into how differently I view games coverage than many others here. I would absolutely love to see less focus on hype and more focus on things that are real, but I guess that’s a minority position here. There are dozens of us, Stephen! Dozens!

I mostly agree. The demanding “big news” gaming culture has become so toxic. Game companies can’t make any announcements without being met with huge amounts of ferocious negativity when the news isn’t seen as significant enough. Not every game can be Breath of the Wild, yet apparently companies should be punished if…

Imagine if Zenyatta gets a swastika decal because it has long history in Asian religion. Would you really expect people to not abuse it?

So appreciate the people telling me alllll about the noose’s racist ass history like i don’t fucking know. it has a history outside that though, so fuck off. The point that I was fucking MAKINg that everyone and their fuckin momma seems to be wanting to actively ignore is that these placating pointless goddamn fuckin…

NES Four Score! I used the Turbo Feature for a lot of games. And actually played Nightmare on Elm Street with 3 players one day

If she meant to send that privately, who did she mean to send it to?

FUCKING SOHCAHTOA

Since it’s been confirmed the Japanese VAs are returning, I wonder if the English VAs will return for the dub. I NEED more Joshua in my life, I love that smug bastard.

i loved twewy, despite the fact that on paper i should have hated everything about it. so i am in line for this one, hope it keeps up the high bar the story of the first had. an arc of a jerk actually becoming likeable, a mysterious character whos secret is actually pretty interesting, and a super relatable “final”…

I never played the updated port but the original DS version was probably the best implementation of the dual screen for combat of any game.

Oh shit sorry Ari, I take it all back.

Not pictured: whatever filing cabinet, ottoman or IKEA storage cupboard Sakurai must use to store the ridiculous rat’s nest of controllers for that many systems.

Nobody ever said stick jockey would be easy. Information and clutter will keep you alive, friend.