On the other hand, it’s brilliant, because I ain’t getting punked by no mark-ass bottle.

You’re not in the minority but they don’t need the majority

Yeh, same. I peaked at 5'11.75" and have shrunk a little in my old age (or maybe that day I was just wearing really thick socks?) and measure 5'11.5" these days. SO CLOSE to being able to say six feet, but never quite there.

Gotta agree, as a person standing 5'11", that it IS the worst.

If the NFL has paternity leave I can’t imagine how any games get played.

This is the part that’s killing me. It’s not even verbatim, but an interpretation by the people in the room:

Oh good, a place to talk about our Fantasy Football teams!

Offensive Holding in general should only be, at most, a 5 yard penalty. Defensive holding is only 5 yards, so why is offensive 10? It COMPLETELY kills a drive on something that is usually so ticky tacky anyway that it could be called or not be called based on whatever the ref feels like. 5 yards would be much more…

I don’t expect box art to identify the system its sequel will appear on.

This is a tough one...

I’m curious what the point of this article even is, other than perhaps for Michael to try out some new slang bigotry.  She denounces the alt-right but the headline still mocks her for being a pretty white blonde woman.  Almost like the author is judging her strictly by the color of her skin.  Hmmm, and here I thought…

This is honestly one of the first things I would do if I was COO of Valve. This can be monetized so easily and you eliminate the need for and abuse of G2A and other key resellers.

What maniac writes “time remaining” in the window but then has the window display a date instead

Should have circled Flo.

Yeah, but he was grown with very few petrochemicals.

FERRY INTERIOR:

“Did that guy on the loudspeaker just say he was going to blow us up in 15 minutes unless someone makes an off-balance 21-foot jumper while double-teamed?”

Ben couldn’t get 2,000 credits for this thing, even if he did use the force!

I get wanting to keep your bread fresh. I have a breadbox in my kitchen—it’s like a little bread garage!—but that breadbox doesn’t prevent moments where I grab a loaf, open up the bag, and am greeted with a CVS’s worth of penicillin all over the crust. It happens in an instant. I bet I’ve eaten rotten bread by…

My wife likes to bitch about the shit her mother does to her in one breath and then do the same shit to me in the next. Fun!