“Really?  That’s the biggest scarf you sell?! Have you checked the back?  Fine. Ring it up.”

What a fun read.  I wish I had never stopped playing smash. This brings back old memories.

That’s a lot of names I haven’t heard in quite some time... Hanging with Rob$, Caveman, and the other Crystal City players back in the day was always exciting and full of laughs. The story above is pretty much how I heard them tell it way back in 2004/2005.

Warlords is one of the best multiplayer single screen games ever. The Atari 2600 version with paddles is something everyone should get to try , at least once. One of the southpark N64 games had a nice minigame version of it too..

It’s the Celeste prototype

In Lunar: Silver Star Story’s making of disc there’s a hidden 8-player Breakout game.

Hey man, when we can’t dunk on Cricket stans, the imperialists have won.

Same, sort of. I haven’t played a golf game in years, but I used to love Hot Shots Golf on PSOne. Thanks for introducing me to that one, random demo disc.

“It’s not all just about slowly walking while holding a bunch of FedEx boxes full of sperm and singing to a baby.”

How has Scientology not scooped him up yet?

Hate all you want, I’m gonna be pumped for the week I play this game after I get it in the April HumbleBundle.

Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country during which someone tosses you a bag with $100K in it at every stop.

It’s a two way street. Guaranteed money is guaranteed to the extent that you don’t try to fight the GM in front of your teammates and actually show up to work. If you fail to uphold those hilariously low standards then there are clauses in your contract that allow the team to not uphold their end.

Was surprised by how much I enjoyed playing Demon’s Crest. Takes the best parts of Ghouls and Ghosts and lets you actually experience them. Was also surprised by Joe and Mac. It’s by no means a great platformer, but it’s clear they put some effort into actually making the movement feel right, which can’t really be…

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

I watched Treadwell drop ball after ball last year, yet you’re telling me he was using the Jugs machine. Was he practicing feeding balls into it? 

This is the worst issue of Highlights magazine yet. I’m canceling my subscription!

Maybe they are offering him 400,000 bucks? I hear live deer can be worth several thousand dollars apiece.

That’s weird. When I lived with my girlfriend, her craving during that time of month was yelling at me.

It's NBA. You can score in your own basket