They’ve spent more time and effort in the last 5 years in stopping people from using the vita than promoting it.

Raphael drawing people is adorable. In my first playthrough, I thought that Dorothea and Petra were the upbeat core of my party, with Caspar putting in an effort. But no, I learned my error. Raphael’s over in the Golden Deer dropping kindness bombs out of nowhere on people.

The hell makes you think I care about how much hardware Nintendo sells? This could crash and burn and I wouldn’t give two damns.

The Switch doesn’t fit in my pocket, so it remains a home console. The Vita and 3DS barely fit in my pocket, but because they do, I play them all the time. I’m worried this thing won’t fit in my pocket.

Super Metroid. It’s the greatest game sequel ever made.

Good effort, Barry. I’ll give this blog a B-plus. But, honestly, if you’d just delete it altogether, it would be an A’s-minus.

**Spoilers** Can confirm. I just got through playing Mercedes Paralogue in my Golden Deer Playthrough. The Death Knight in that path is her brother Emile **End of Spoilers**

Snapchat and tiktok, literally the most popular youth apps out there and the only way teens communicate. Really went deep on the investigation for this article; yeesh. Other apps to avoid: Chrome (you can google anything!) and Camera: You can take pictures.

Ya know what takes even more effort than telling your kid no? Actually discussing internet safety protocols with them as soon as possible. These safety issues don’t magically go away when they become an adult. Everything you teach them will still be relevant when they become old enough (in your eyes) to get a smart…

But will it be completed on schedule?

I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.

I believe the proper term is “schruted”

The reporting has actually been pretty clear, the commentary hasn’t. Brown found newer models of that helmet, and told the league he’d wear one of those to abide by the ten-year rule. Then, and only then, the league tested that helmet model and put it on the banned list no matter the year it was made. Brady/Rodgers…

I believe the logical conclusion is that AB retires to become a helmet designer, and uses Lavar Ball’s manufacturing connections to go to market.  

I was really surprised when Bernadetta started talking about the abuse she received during her childhood (and the incident with her father tying her to a chair for hours is only one example, there are others). What fascinated me was that you usually don’t see an example of abuse in a video game that’s this realistic.

I can’t wait for the Seattle Raisins You Thought Were Chocolate Chips!

King John: “Here’s the Magna Carta.”

You could do it like me, run in, waste my alt, get killed and everyone starts going 1 by 1 and dying. That's the true meta. 

This article isn’t even about PLAYING the game.  It’s all about WATCHING the game, and how people are finally wising up to the fact that Overwatch is a poor spectator sport for uncountable reasons.

Bo Bichette is up to 1.1 bWAR in 15 games (0.9 fWAR).