I’ll be that guy who says the tour limits are there for a reason for 15-year-olds.

Okay, that doesn’t seem to have worked. Second attempt:

I feel like Google has already done a fine job of stopping them from wanting to play Stadia games in the first place.

You know, that’s a really good point. A few months back, after completing AC Odyssey, I was thinking about how leveling works in games, and when it’s useful and when it’s not. It’s sort of OK in AC Odyssey, as you always have a choice about whether you want to take on high-level enemies, low-level enemies, or those…

“the Chapter-based system with no grinding”

Yes. The optional grinding mechanics of the 3ds games are terrible, in my opinion. Radiant Dawn was grueling and it was wonderful. 

I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of…

Radiant Dawn was one of the first Fire Emblem games I bought. It’s a bit rough (and hard) to go back to now if you started on the recent games, but the broader themes it touched upon is something that stands out compared to other titles in the series.

Battletoads *definitely* made me a nihilist, at least for a while.

High school students

Soon we’ll all be coo-coo for coco gauff

Got the app after reading this because I hate my neighbors and wanted to justify that hate by knowing they’re all racist. To my dismay it’s all boring nonsense about mall renovations and babysitter ads

I have a glimmer of hope now. Assholes

There’s a happy medium. First, I’d say that because there are so many candidates in the debate, we hear less from each candidate—several of whom may be great candidates or at least have valuable ideas but we never learn more about them. Second, look no further than Trump in 2016 to see what can happen when too many…

God dammit playing unmodded is the only way old people with our slower reaction times can actually be competitive. LET US HAVE THIS. 

Damn it! Why can't anything GOOD happen for the Yankees for a change!

Somewhat more recent then most games already mentioned, but Kid Icarus Uprising on the Switch or another console with dual stick controls. It would be a massive undertaking to redo the graphics to HD but the story and dialogue is worth it IMO. Despite doing pretty well, not enough people got to experience the best…

Here’s hoping Amofah is found alive and well—and gets the help he needs. It’s not looking good, and dragging that kind of body of water for one person is very much the epitome of needle-in-a-haystack work, but until his whereabouts are confirmed one way or another, all anyone can do is hope he set his stuff down and…

They may not have a GM but any Wizard worth their salt believes in their staff. 

Well when you put it that way fuck yeah

He’s not just the board man, he’s the cardboard man too.

That’s why successful coaches like Belichick ALWAYS take their cues from “this site and others.”