Middle-aged Southern White Male here:

I have lots of problems with the concept of “reparations.”

I have no problem at all with the concept of “addressing and correcting systematic race and income based injustice.” Which probably boils down to the same thing.

Yes, EA is indeed responsible for a lot. 

Are you looking for assistants? I once named my fantasy football team “PenisRetard69" and was roundly applauded for it by the rest of the league. I’d like to think that makes me at least as qualified as any of the herbs that have worked for the Wizards in the last decade.

Ty lue is available. He turned down the lakers, that’s gotta be a plus right? Hinkie, he’s watching the phone. Danny ferry has got to be available too.

Sigh. Something happened, thus we must dissect it with great intensity and assign clear responsibility so that we may indulge our primal impulse to discern heroes from villains.

All I needed to know was that this game was going to be made by CyberConnect2, makers of the Ultimate Ninja Storm games.

I love those games so much.

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Wait a second. Garfield eating all the pizza in town is a supply chain and inventory problem, but he has Odie building an oven as some kind of solution? This isn’t some production capacity issue. If he wants to help, Garfield needs to get Odie out there forming strategic relationships with farms and ranches in a…

OH MY GOD SHE CLAPPED! THINK OF THE OPPONENTS! ETHICS IN GOALSCORING! THEY’RE CELEBRATING! ACT LIKE YOU BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!

Dynasties are so frustrating not just because (A) you’re forced to see the same players and coaches do the same shit year over year, and not just because (B) it is always less interesting to watch the team with the better players come out on top, especially if the same thing happened last year and the year before,…

Another lesson to be taken from this Finals series (“Final Clubs. Not Finals Clubs.”), and it is this:

Secret of Mana is a game I remember fondly, but I don’t think I can in good conscience call it “great” anymore. It’s just such a mess, from the wait between attacks to the inexplicable evasion system to the poor charging system for super attacks to the way that magic spam stun-locks and kills basically every boss.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure this supposed “Timofey Mozgov” was actually one of the criminals on Carmen Sandiego, nice try buddy.

Kyle has always been great and his achievements should maybe tell basketbloggers and fans to stop boxscore watching and pay attention to the finer points of the game. He’s a pint-sized Shant Battier back when everyone jerked themselves off over his ability to make winning plays that don’t show up. He’s a phenomenal…

Yup. Street Fighter II was originally pretty rigid with its points of contact and how hits were doled out. The dragon punch hit twice, once with the fist and a second time with the knee. This one has the forward facing leg straight, like Sagat’s Tiger Uppercut, which meant it only hit one time: with the fist.

That looks like Sagat’s Tiger Uppercut. Yes, it’s a technical detail. :P

Check back in in 4 years time. It seems like you’re well on your way.

First they came for Cousins, and I said nothing for getting Cousins for that price was just dumb. Then they came for KD, and I said nothing because KD is corny as hell. Then they came for Looney, and I said nothing because he didn’t even start. Then they came for Klay, and I said nothing even though Klay is alright.…

Excuse me, the only time I cry out like a baby bird with the mother returning to the nest is on a Sunday whilst driving past chick Fil a 

No era has ever been more a prisoner of the moment than now.