I mean, duh, right?

What hurts is when it flops down and whaps you in the balls. Other then that just...awkward.

They've always been real jobs.

In fairness, though, number 7 ain't half bad considering France, the UK, and Germany are all in the 30s.

No. Americans have had a tradition of negatively comparing ourselves to the rest of the world for far longer than our current bravado would imply. Practically as soon as the Revolution got under way, in fact, many prominent Americans began comparing their new country to Europe and found it wanting. Our second…

And furthermore, being to where to be and when by someone who is compensating you with money is the VERY DEFINITION of a job.

I usually say that if I'm going to spend that much time looking at an ass, it might as well be an ass I'm into.

Long story short. They just don't like each other. When they first meet, at least. They don't get along. There's a great cartoon from the '90s about it "World's Finest". But if you're too old/whatever for cartoons, the cliff notes version: Batman thinks Superman is a pompous Pollyanna. Superman thinks Batman is a…

When's the last time you checked?

And that works?!? I have never gotten a decent hard boiled egg starting in boiling water. Either the white is super rubbery or the yolk turns greenish-brown. For that matter I've never gotten a decent hard boiled egg in less than 20 minutes. I've always had the best results with lightly salted water, starting at room…

While theoretically most governments in the US can use eminent domain to build shit wherever it would like, the political costs for that behavior tend to be high so it is usually used as a last resort. The reality is any rail improvement requires funding from Congress (who currently believes the Federal Government…