GTA physics I believe

How, how does this even?

Hell no. You are crediting them with way too much intellectual capacity. These guys are operating on the mental plane of your typical elementary school kid. Its not that their thoughts have crystallized in this particular way; its more that there are no coherent thoughts and the vacuum has been filled with this…

I’m assuming these rolling coal types are anti-regulatory types

They simply think attention is the same thing as respect... Basically how a 3 year has trouble distinguishing positive attention from negative and therefore throws his tipsy cup on the ground to get you to acknowledgement.

No, because their penises are the same size as the baby’s on the Nevermind album cover.

Fuck rolling coal idiots.

Original blueprints below:

How the hell are those text messages not proof?

I think most police departments are pretty ok with you meeting in their parking lot as well.

This is why I always ask to meet CL people in police parking lots.

Not like this.

How are your kids ever going to get into law school if they are watching Netflix instead of mock debating each other?

In-car Wifi/4G.

How about stance?

Same way motorcyclists feel about those “stunting” dicks who ride in mobs and run from the cops.

Again, you are a complete and total shit for brains.

Thank you, counsel for the defense. If they cut her off or clipped her car causing her to hit something else, they are responsible, especially since they hit and ran.

Ugh street racers make the rest of us car enthusiasts look like douchebags.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.