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This game easily has taken hours from my life. Between the NES version playing 4-player with all my brothers, and the stand-up Arcade version with its infinite-spin steering wheels and 3-human-player action, it’s a challenge to this day.

Technically if the car has 24 valves it also has 16 valves. Does this VR6 have 16 valves? Yup. Does it have 17 valves? Yup. The answer wouldn’t be no until the question reached 25 Valves. To be fair the customer asked if it was a 24 valve; the conversation could have ended with, “yes it is a 24 valve”.

They all have 16 valves. The 6 cylinder one has 16 valves (and also 8 more valves).

Any salesman worth his salt knows that the VR6 has any amount of valves the customer wants it to have. Rookie mistake.

Completely Camaro driver’s fault, but the work truck guy could have been unnecessarily aggravating him.

Somehow, I doubt she’s sitting around on Sunday wishing bad luck on Kurt. I could be wrong, though.

BMW uses these as well and there were a few 335s that I recall from the forums being delivered with them still installed. I don’t think there would be any long term damage from them still being on the car while it was driven. Unless you enjoy taking jumps in your GTI like a certain raptor truck video.....

multi chainsaw engined motorcycle?

EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhh!

Just eat it and let’s not be...chicken.

Option three, while tempting, seems a bit like market timing. I’m always wary of that. People have been saying interest rates are definitely rising this year, for the past few years.

The Hellcat twins.

Reggie must have said this 10 times during the game. I kept waiting to see if any of his “puns” would eventually meet the criteria of actually being puns.

I just feel like you’ve been so bitter lately...

3/4 of those look like they would stick out from the bottom of my running shorts. Give me the Calvin Klein micro-modal trunk any day. http://amzn.com/B000FEC8WO

3/4 of those look like they would stick out from the bottom of my running shorts. Give me the Calvin Klein…

His plans came to a grinding halt. Success is not an automatic thing; he should’ve prepared for some manual labor.

A little bit of prison time should get his ass in gear.

So when do I get my theft insurance discount?