“69% of US homes in major markets showed their total indifference to women’s soccer.”

Blues got fleeced. Caps picked up a guy in Oshie who fits their “do nothing in the playoffs” scheme quite well.

He’s called Arziona Copley now.

Batman just looks fat.

Why does Gal Gadot’s head look Photoshopped on her body?

Now, if only St. Louis, MO would retire from America....

“You know what’s better than St. Louis? Absolutely nothing.”

Biased in favor of... facts?

Get that Star Wars kid to show him how it’s done. Olivia clearly doesn’t have time for that shit.

Aaron Rodgers has won a Super Bowl and is, by any measure, one of the top few quarterbacks in the league, and I still don’t think he’s good enough for Olivia Munn.

This weekend an unvaccinated six year old boy was the first person to die of diptheria in 28 years in Spain. His parents rejected getting him vaccinated and now he’s dead. A vaccinated child is much better then a dead one.

...that’s not cocktail sauce at all then. More like a lame fry sauce.

When I used to work the breakfast crowd, the one thing I could never avoid was old folks and their constant complaint that the “Coffee is cold!” There was no way for it to be cold. Impossible in fact. But they would complain non-stop about the “cold coffee”, take a sip, and complain some more about the apparent iced…

I will never understand how or why people like rose petal lady and paper towel lady are tolerated. I understand why servers have to tolerate them, but I don’t understand why managers allow that to be the case. Just tell them to get the fuck out. No one who acts that way is likely to have the credibility to…

This chick is incapable of owning her shit. It’s pathological. Media got it wrong? It’s literally right there in black and white, Bristol.

SCOTUS isn’t making pastors marry gay couples in church, it’s just saying city hall needs if issue a marriage license. Let’s all chill out on the whole ‘religious freedoms’ freak out.

Holy sweet Jehosephat, I have this argument with my mom all the time. She lives in an upscale assisted living and complains that they take the plates away too quickly to serve the next course. I say “What do you think 80 old people would be doing if they were sitting there waiting a while for food?” They would lose…

First they came for our dishware, and I did not speak out—

I will never understand this attitude. I HATE the two minute check or whatever it’s called, when the waiter comes over to see if everything’s okay when you have taken 0-2 bites of your food. But it would never occur to me to blame the waiter for that. It literally happens at every single restaurant. Does he think all…

It must be nice not to have to work through grad school or - God forbid, after - in a service job.

Roberto Ferdman is super special and never worked for minimum wage or in a service job, so he’s super special and the world revolves around his personal preferences. That’s all I really got from this.