I liked when this website celebrated fandom instead of constantly disparaging it.

To be fair (at least according to tired hockey tropes), Maatta is European, so he's automatically a Don Cherry Approved Europussy...

There can be no argument of the superiority of dogs.

In a twist on an age old marriage ritual, Sacramone made sure that the garter was intercepted and returned for a touchdown to officially become a part of the Quinn family.

Dear NFL,

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

I totally agree here. Deadspin has definitely stepped up the hockey coverage, and it's all been Barry.

Pretty sure we can actually embed tweets here now, and this one's too good not to:

"No chance we could have pulled off that comeback barrage against the mighty Canucks with that bum Vanek in the lineup"

Clutterbuck caps clusterfuck.

Barry, your hockey coverage has been outstanding. I'm excited to read your stuff coming down the stretch and into the playoffs. Thank you.

For Canucks fans, this stirs memories back to Brody's basement.

"I know it's hard to conceive of, but there will come a point when you actually feel sorry for Canucks fans."

A step by step guide to quenching one's thirst in the desert, by the New York Knicks:

As a Knicks fan, with a team that's been abysmal as they are why should we just get all horny over the fact that Phil Jackson may or may not show up? He's getting full control over a team that's probably going to lose it's star player, probably isn't going to make the playoffs in what looks like the worst conference…

His jean shorts say "yeah, I probably neglect my child" while his Florida residency says "yeah, I probably neglect my child."

Marchand.

They can do a similar Radiohead-over-hockey highlight film for the Washington Capitals' recent playoff runs. Obvious choice? Exit Music (for a film)

As a Flyers fan, here watch it again.