That kid's knees folded faster than the College Park Spyders.

You must not have the people you remain Facebook friends with simply for the ignorance-driven schadenfreude you receive every day. You're a better person than I.

If they had to peel his face down to do this, he could have at least made some modifications...

You're a maniac. Yuengling Light is the swilliest of swills. My formative Pennsylvania college experience led me to Lionshead light... so cheap, so acceptably palatable.

I spent four months applying and interviewing and he's sending my friend a work visa without even seeing her work? Now, my friend is really talented, but ...

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Ashley Wagner shouldn't be so surprised by her low score, she obviously fell.

Their competitors need to learn to exploit the gaping hole in their back line.

One of the highlights of my being a Raptors fan is not being a Raptors fan.

I'm vehemently against melon flavored gatorade, but orange is where it's at. Many a time have my taste buds been befouled by an unexpected, slightly-less saturated orange color, melon thirst quenching. So much unreasonable anger when that happens.

If only I knew how to use the photoshop machine, Leonidas would be getting a forehead extension as we speak. :(

"... you're aren't ever going to win a Super Bowl."

It's gotta be a question of preparation. A breaded chicken sandwich in which the breast is intact is a chicken sandwich, when it's mechanically separated and formed into the pre-formed patty at the Jennie-O factory, it becomes a chicken burger. If that chicken burger is breaded, it transubstantiates into a chicken…

Isn't a bologna sandwich just a "hot dog sandwich?" I mean, the "hot dog" in this case has a significantly greater circumference and is sliced into disks, but the two pieces of bread and meat equation is satisfied. One can argue that it's only a permutation of the way that a hot dog is meant to be eaten, and the same…

PRO TIP: You can make [INSERT CEREAL NAME] treats by following the same directions as Rice Krispies and then substituting your favorite breakfast treat.

What's the average age where a guy should consistently be able to beat his father in a physical confrontation? Not that I condone such things, but I hung out with my dad last weekend, just doing some yard work, and he still has tremendous "dad-strength." One needs to factor in the age they were when they became a…

They left their seats . . . before time.

"For all those guys who left the Great Valley before the last star-leaf had fallen, don't come back."

Shitty Slickers

"I'm your dingleberry"