Still can’t get over the fact that Blake Shelton was sexiest man alive before Idris Elba. It’s not enough that black people have to be twice as good. Black people have to be ten times as attractive too. 

Welcome! Please feel free to post SNS earlier in the evening on Saturdays. There are a few early to bedders and brits who would appreciate you for it! 😉

Happy, happy birthday! May the glory and deservedness of your 49th year rub off on the midterms!

Everything in nature is trying to kill you at all times. For the 48th year in a row you have thwarted the entire universe’s nefarious designs!  Laugh it it’s face and go have some cake (or the indulgence of your choice)!

I wish I had a dollar for every “wife of” and “mother of” identifiers I’ve seen. I’m married, and honestly I never think of myself in terms of being a wife. I’m interested in sociology, and if I had the time I’d do some deeper research and write a book about this bizarre hive-mind. 

This guy is a napping master!

I’m so sorry. My husband left me in a series of asshole moves as well.

As I said above, I’ve never had a social media account-this website is the only place I’ve ever posted anything online. But as an outsider, it almost seems like all the millennial women got together and decided that only one personality/set of interests/fashion style/way of speaking was acceptable. They seem like…

My husband moved the last of his stuff out this weekend. It’s been a month since he surprise announced his intent to divorce and it feels like he’s been moving at lightning speed. The house feels empty and it’s really beginning to sink in that this is happening and I’m going to be progressing through life without him…

Freddie nails.

My open-heart surgery is officially scheduled for December 11, barring me coming down with the flu or something. So yeah. NOW I’m scared.

#teamscorpio 🦂

Happy Birthday, I'll be celebrating my 48th next year!

Hope you’re having a lovely day!

Pete is so handsome! I’ve never had a cat, but I helped my aunt put a costume on her cat once and I will never attempt it again. I had so many scratches after.

Happy birthday! 

I’m trying to wrap my head around the fact that you use 3 separate cleansers for your face, pits, and body, but then don’t even use shampoo.

This just in: Men in Every World are protected by a ‘boys club’ mentality.

Similarly, there was a reference to Kate getting Diana’s favorite crown. Diana never had a crown -only the regent, Elizabeth - has a crown; Diana had tiaras, so Kate maybe got a choice tiara.

I want to be held by The Rock. If he held me, my heart would race and my asshole would fall out.