Margot Robbie is Superstar Barbie.

Or lip readers.

The William Shatner-looking guy on the far left stands just like Trump does, like the front half of a centaur, so I assume it’s his brother.

Surely the correct response from the police would be “having books in a school is not a crime. Don’t call again.”

In what world is making a pie difficult? Rub the fat and flour into breadcrumbs, mix in the sugar and then the liquid until it’s the right consistency. Squish it into a ball and wrap it in clingfilm and stick it in the fridge for an hour. Once it’s chilled, lightly flour a worksurface and a rolling pin and roll the…

There are antisemites on all sides of the political spectrum. It’s not that long ago that American “country clubs” would have a “no Jews” rule.  The only reason the right are supporting Israel is because they dislike Muslims and Arabs more.

Hamas didn’t start it. The oppression of the Palestinian people by Israel has been going on for decades. Hamas is a response to that.

Clownishly far-left? In any other country, Jezebel would be more or less centrist.

They’re not very scary this year.

I’d love a retrospective of Behind Closed Ovens.

McCarthy?

That’s really not how karma works.

The Daily Mail is a hate-filled shitrag. I wouldn’t believe a word it prints.

I completely believe the women who’ve disclosed his behaviour. But the Daily Mail is a right-wing hate-rag which would love nothing more than to see the BBC brought fully under the control of a Tory government.

That top photo looks like the pavements around Edinburgh University halls of residence during Freshers’ Week.

I was a teenager in the 80s and, in the way that gossip and rumour goes around and becomes accepted as truth (eg Richard Gere and the hamster), we all knew about Jimmy Savile. We all knew he was fucking corpses in hospital morgues. And I remember when they cancelled Jim’ll Fix It, my mum told me that the BBC knew he…

But it says the poor baby’s body and legs were delivered via C-section, but the head was delivered vaginally. That’s a complete decapitation, not just an internal one.

Obviously whiners are going to whine that women are getting benefits, but how on earth does it affect job satisfaction? Why would they not be as satisfied in their jobs, where absolutely nothing has changed for them, just because a benefit is available to other people?

I’ve been thinking about what to do with my share of my dad’s ashes, and I’m going to see Rod Stewart next week...

Age doesn’t necessarily mean stupid, or incapacitated.