She’s still too old for Leonardo di Caprio though.

I feel like executing children and people with learning disabilities and mental illness is worse, as is having multiple mass shootings every year.

It’s probably hard to look pleased when you're only there because your mother died a few months ago.

So do lots of people equally irrelevant to this: my dad, Suzi Lamplugh, George Michael, Helen Rytka, Stephen Lawrence, Jill Dando...

I'd rather live in a country with a hereditary monarchy than in a country which executes people.

I’d rather live in a country with a hereditary monarchy than a country which executes people.

I’d rather live in a country with a hereditary monarchy than a country which executes people.

Why shouldn’t she be?

There is no future King of England. There hasn’t been a King of England since the 1600s.

Brits aren’t up in arms about it at all. The Daily Mail is a trash-filled hate rag.

She’d have offered him perineal steaming, a chakra massage and a bath in organic birch water.

There is no Queen of England. That role, title and position hasn’t existed since the Union of the Crowns. Please stop.

It wasn’t a see-through skirt. She was photographed with the light behind her which silhouetted her legs.

The only one who’s ever got it right was Rihanna, years ago, in a completely sheer sparkly dress. It was totally see-through and even so, it managed to just put all the focus on her face.

And they’ve cleaned the IUD too.

The video wasn’t “banned”. Some of the DJs on Radio 1 (the most listened-to pop station) said they weren’t going to play the record because the filth! and that carried over to Top of the Pops which didn’t show the video. There was no banning.

Are you suggesting he was responsible for his uncle’s actions?

I don't remember her failing maths. It was history she struggled with.

You didn’t dump your wife when she turned 25, and replace her with another 20 year old though, did you?

I’m sure a 6 year old is capable of intending to shoot someone, but that’s not the same as them having the depth of understanding to appreciate the moral and ethical issues, personal consequences and what it would mean to the victim and their family.