“Amethyst Realm”

Lmaoooo

On the way back from that trip, Realm says she and her restless soul did it on the plane: “I was so happy and excited—so excited that we had to do something about it. So we headed to the plane loo and, well, I am now a member of the Mile High Club.”

“Amethyst Realm”

I mean. Of course her narcissistic psycho husband doesn’t care about her own opinions about having more. Even if she didn’t have difficult, life-threatening pregnancies, a lot of men tend to be very enthusiastic about having lots of kids because THEY’RE not the ones carrying babies to term, delivering them, and then…

Sometimes I wonder about it all, you know. 

The amount of single use plastic in that fridge is bonkers.

Hmmm. I think you win the crown for best nickname for this evil turd. Although we could all blow off steam with fresh nicknames i.e. my favorite,  Fat Hitler.

Imagine being such an asshat you make people feel sorry for Kim Kardashian.

He probably takes “no” about as well as Combover Caligula does.

Um, this is Kanye we’re talking about. 

Maybe someone could try telling Kanye “no” for once?  

When you’re still single at 45, they stop asking you directly. They just whisper among themselves about how they knew all along you were gay.  

You would not believe how many people don’t give a single fuck about your pregnancy/labor PTSD and pressure you to have more kids.

Pete sure is one handsome fella!

I mean, sure the ghost in the first story saved you from the night stalker, but he also reached up your skirt and sexually assaulted you, so it’s not like he’s all good.

They're still pissed that they didn't successfully complete the murder.

I’m calling shenanigans on Family Forever. Indians don’t get buried, they get cremated. Also, Pricilla Kumar from Modesto describes herself on Facebook as an “Entertainment Horror Journalist”:

Can I least keep posting pics of the spooky imprints in my bathroom rug?

I love this series, I really do. But can Jezebel please pay someone like $50 to do a quick copyedit? I would even volunteer to do it.