Not as strong as when you’re drying your hands under an immensely powerful hand dryer and the flesh all ripples and you get the urge to pretend to be a melting Nazi at the end of Raiders.

“New best friend” is a bit of a slap in the face for Charlotte and Miranda.

Samantha's voice was so affected; nails on a blackboard.

I can think of few things less erotic than Fatal Attraction.

Why did they invite him though?

No, that was Diana.

What?

Triggered is not the same thing as "I just remembered something."

Of course they’re on different paths. One will - assuming no abolition of the monarchy - be king and is the father to a future king. The other one will be the equivalent of Princess Margaret, Princess Anne, Prince Andrew and Prince Edward - child of a king, sibling of a king or queen, with children who will be cousins…

Charles wasn’t there.

What people?

There are. You’d think a journalist would check things like that.

Not everyone has pain or cramps

UK, not England.

Water ice, as opposed to cream ice/ice cream.

It’s not that I don't have room for a printer so much as I resent the price of the ink

It’s not that I don't have room for a printer so much as I resent the price of the ink

The guys who refer to females are the guys who think the vagina is a hole.

Not even that. The play is set in Verona because Shakespeare wanted to evoke an exotic society where the audience wouldn't question teen sex.

Romeo and Juliet, the story where emo teens make some really stupid decisions and loads of people die.

Pete