Palestine and Palestinian is not synonymous with Hamad.

Smashing cake is gratuitously, offensively wasteful. What the fuck kind of society goes to the expense, time and trouble of making a cake just to watch a child smash it up?

Harry's children were never going to have titles. William's kids do because they will be the children of a king. Harry's children are currently on the same level as the children of Peter Philip's, Zara Tindall, Beatrice and Eugenie. When William is king, Harry's children will be on the same level as Princess…

Harry looks just like Charles, with the red hair from his mother's side.

You're dissing her for making her grieving grandsons a priority over a public hysteria?

Charles Dance has some questionable views.

Get bent

He is a smoker.

He’s not major in terms of celebrity, but he’s a very talented and successful actor, writer, producer, director. The Kidulthood trilogy is excellent.

Wallis Simpson wasn't a problem because she was a commoner. She was a problem because she'd been divorced several times, and was friendly with Nazis.

Nonsense. The wife of a king is queen consort.

Elizabeth I was the last Queen of England.

Class isn't primarily about money in the UK. There are plenty of penniless upper class people, having to open their stately homes to the public to be able to afford the repairs.

UK medal etiquette is not the same as US medal etiquette.

They're not the English royal family, for crying out loud. British. They're the British royal family. British. British. British.

I see your rabbits and raise you human beings.

They're all going to get scurvy.

The supermarket?

His early life was nothing like that, and he fought in WWII. People are complex.

What about the rest of the UK?