Please, commenters, don’t bother repeating the bullshit that he was a Nazi. He was a war hero who fought against the Nazis.

I've spent a fortune getting my body to look like it does. Pizza, curry, chocolate, wine ... It all costs money.

He acknowledged it in his own autobiography, which is a fascinating read. He does say he doesn't remember beating Tina as badly as she says, but then admits he was so out of it on drugs he has no idea.

Me too, but I live alone.

Pretty much everything was without Ozzy’s knowledge though, given the stuff he took.

Sharon Osbourne shat in a box and sent it to someone who’d pissed her off. She’s a horrible person.

It's not up to the palace to investigate Andrew. The palace isn't a law enforcement agency.

Lets not call it child pornography. Images of child sexual abuse is what it is.

Usually I don't like to comment on people's looks but did she draw her face on with felt-tip pens?

Our cultures are absolutely not seamless.

There hasn't been a Queen of England since the Union of the Crowns in 1603.

His grandfather served in the Royal Navy fighting Nazis, and Philip's mother was recognised as Righteous among the Nations by Yad Vashem.

It wasn't Halloween, it was a fancy dress party.

Whatever the reality of racism in the family, it’s ludicrous to think Philip’s sisters’ husbands or Edward & Wallis are a reason to think the worst of the current family. Philip’s sisters all married in the early 30s, long before anyone knew what Hitler’s plans were. Philip could have stayed out of the war or fought…

Not really. We don't allow people to own assault weapons here.

At last you’re realising it. Some of us have been telling you for years that royalty comes with wealth and privilege, but it demands lifelong (not until retirement) duty and protocol, and most Brits wouldn’t swap places with them. The money and the jewels and the no real job thing sounds like a wonderful life, but a…

The first one can't have been a civil ceremony if an archbishop was involved. Civil ceremonies can't have any religious content at all, including music or celebrant.

Harry isn’t a previous prince, he is a prince for life. And their private “wedding” was real, in that it happened and matters to them, but it wasn’t legally recognised. All the commenters saying “I don’t know what the English law is but...” might as well stop before the but because everything after it is irrelevant. 

We haven't seen it. It's on tonight.

I doubt Harry would have conversations with her.