Midnight Train to Georgia is a phenomenon of a song, mainly because of the Pips’ backing vocals.

A friend of mine has a niece who used to go out with a bloke who has smiley faces tattooed on his knees.

Is that Gordon Ramsay?

I think gender reveal parties are stupid, but they’re not to blame for killing grandmothers. That’s down to the idiots who accidentally made a bomb.

Palate, not palette.

I think I disagree with some of this. “She falls apart when Angel leaves her” is a strange way of putting “she is very upset when she has sex for the first time with her first love who then turns into a demon directly as a result of the sex, kills her friend and tries to kill her, but she copes, foils his evil schemes…

Or, instead of halving recipes, make the full quantity and put the rest in the freezer. Every weekend, make two recipes, portion them out, freeze them, or every month spend two days making seven or eight recipes and freeze them. Soon you'll have a freezer full of tasty and nutritious lunches and dinners.

Or, instead of halving recipes, make the full quantity and put the rest in the freezer. Every weekend, make two…

He describes his efforts to avoid catching STIs as his personal Vietnam war? Does he realise the USA lost that war?

There isn't a single medication anywhere without potential side effects.

Dear letter writer

Trainspotting isn't written in Scots. It's in a working class Edinburgh vernacular English.

People DID amend his incorrect entries, provided corrections, etc. But, convinced of his rightness, he used his admin powers to delete the corrections 

Hoose isn’t a word, it’s a regional pronunciation of house.

Shush now.

Shouldn't a rose garden have roses in it?

They already had the spare. Anne. If Charles had died before he had offspring, and Andrew and Edward didn’t exist, Anne would be next in line. All an heir and a spare requires is two children. Sex doesn’t matter.

You boycotted the wedding? How did you get an invitation?

British Royal family.

What ability do you think William, or any of his family, have to hand Andrew to the police?

The majority of my colleagues are women over 40. We talk about it a lot.