Actually, it’s very easy to have part-time doctors within the NHS. There are lots of them.

Be as smug as you like but referring to “the wife” still makes you a dick.

Parklife

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

But you wouldn't shower before you left, so that cancels out.

I am currently cat sitting for Fatsas. I want to steal him.

Planting or not planting the seeds won't make any difference to whether or not the scammers leave fake reviews.

All of which is more believable than he's too busy.

She's never met a cow either.

Scorpio here. Our second symbol is the eagle because we are noble, courageous and awesome.

It is good, but anything is better than American chocolate.

Twisted my knee badly when I tripped over a blind woman’s white stick.

Is she talking about trans people, or cis cross-dressers?

So many people say that but would be furious if I wiped my arse on an American flag.

I hate that I read this.

You'd know you were being scammed because there hasn't been a Queen of England for hundreds of years.

There are no English princes. He's a British prince.

It's up to Britain, not England.

Mopsey.

I recommend Bravissimo for fit, support and comfort.