Edward III died in 1377. I'm not sure that what he did with his kids has any bearing on anything any more.

A friend and I have been to Greece together at least 8 or 9 times, 2-week package holidays in self-catering accommodation. Zakynthos, Corfu, Crete, Rhodes, Skiathos, Thassos, Kalymnos, Halkidiki... We are simple souls on holiday and just want to lie on the beach/swim in the sea all day, eat delicious Greek food at…

And spray-can cheese.

This is all I have to say.

My dad is the complete opposite. He’s colour-blind and can’t be allowed to shop for clothes by himself. When I was very little, if he was doing any electrical work, he’d ask me what the colours of the wires were. Then he’d double-check with my mum who would confirm I was right, and I’d get mad he didn’t believe me.

My dad taught me to tie my shoelaces and to ride a bike. He taught me that if you’re buying a hammer you should buy the biggest one you can afford because you can hit gently with a big hammer but you can’t hit hard with a little one. He told me that the glass isn’t half-full or half-empty, but twice as big as it needs…

Gwyneth in Sliding Doors.

Of course Gone With the Wind ignores the horrors of slavery; it’s not about the horrors of slavery. The focus of the novel and the film adaptation is how spoilt Scarlett’s life changes as a result of the war, what she does to survive and the consequences to her life of her infatuation with Ashley. Complaining that it…

I HATED The Notebook.

JKR isn’t a TERF. The R in TERF stands for radical. She’s not radical.

What’s your issue with Jessica Mitford?

The more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

She throws the piece of tin at him after she yells about the sin wagon and gets out of the car.

She won't be Queen of England. That role, title and position has been obsolete for several hundred years.

To get to Beatrice you'd have to wipe out the Queen, Charles, William, his three kids, Harry, Archie, and Andrew.

I would rather spend time with Pete

He was not born a prince of England.

The British crown doesn't have a thousand year history. It has a 417 year history.

Should have called him Civet.

There has been no such person, role or title as Queen of England for hundreds of years.