Seriously considering writing in to ask how I can get out of the greys.

Pete really dislikes dogs. My neighbours had a dog and every time he saw it, Pete would attack. If he saw my neighbours going out with the dog, Pete would chase them down the stairs. My neighbour who is a tiny wee wumman was carrying the fairly big dog down the stairs one day because the dog was ill - Pete chased them.

Apart from the mahout.

I’ve seen a crow eating Pringles.

70 dollars a year is about 20 cents a day. I'd pay that for reliable sleep.

Robins though.

Penguins are the best.

My dreams last night included many worrying aspects, including a love affair with the leader of my supernatural events investigator team leader, Ben Affleck.

You know, she’s also a commoner.

I have been redeployed to work in a care home for the elderly during the current situation. On Thursday I caught a massive human shit in my hand. Thank goddess for gloves.

If it was ranch, you saw Springs1.

Winner. I might never eat again.

People who drink bleach because they think it will help them deserve to drink bleach.

Surely standing for not drinking bleach is a vote winner.

The army officer ordering his men to look the other way while he gropes the woman is Larry Hagman.

It’s the fabric his parents put in the space capsule with him when they threw him off Krypton, which later became his Supersuit.

Christopher Reeve was the greatest Clark Kent.

He was also the best Clark Kent.

Therapy rooster is more ridiculous than support peacock.

Yeah, men who don't enjoy the toughest regiments in the army and like showbiz must be gay. *rolls eyes*